(In the perspective of my dog, Spike.)
A noise. Head up. Ears at
attention.
Movement. Rustle. Stomp.
Stomp. Stomp.
Watch the stairs. Watch
them.
It’s the big one. He’s
coming down to let me out.
He walks over and yawns,
leans over to scratch behind my ears. Says, “Who’s a good boy?”
I stretch out my front
paws
And stretch out my back
paws.
Open my mouth wide in a
yawn and even my tongue gets a stretch.
He gets up and walks to
the door.
I follow.
Scratch at the door as he
unlocks it.
It’s open. A burst of
cold air knocks me in the face.
Go.
Run.
Cold. Cold. Cold.
Ahhhhh. Relief.
Run back inside.
Look how fast I am. I can
out run the weather.
Up the stairs down the
hall jump up on the bed.
I found her.
Still sleeping even
though her box beep beep beeps.
I will wake her.
Lick lick lick her arm.
Her skin smells like oranges. Tastes good too.
She moves the arm under
the blanket.
What’s that? Under there?
Chew chew chew the fingers
under blanket.
She moans, grumbles, and
tucks the arm somewhere I can’t find.
Sniff sniff sniff. I
smell her hair. Find her face.
Lick lick lick. She
pushes me away.
I sit behind her
shoulders and rest my head on her neck.
I do not lick.
I blink. Sad eyes. Give
it a minute.
She rolls over.
A hand appears from
somewhere scratches me behind the ear.
She is awake.

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